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Okay, this one is a little hard for me. Today (day 3) I’m supposed to throw something away that I LOVE. I mean…who does that? If you love it, why throw it away? But I’m supposed to be changing my life, so I will be throwing away my………..VIBRATOR! BWAHAHAHAAA!  I won’t post a picture of it…that just seems…..WRONG. So just believe me when I say it’s literally falling apart and I have to HOLD the battery part down while I’m using it (TMI). So alas, my sweet vibrator (that I’ve affectionately named “Vibro”) it’s time for you to rest.

Ode to Vibro:

Damn, I love the way you be vibratin’

You’re always ready to get it in

I ain’t never got to wait

To feel your spirit vibrate

And when I wake up you’re still there in the morntin’.

Today, I’m supposed to gaze at everyone and wonder if they could possibly be the love of my life and whether or not I might be overlooking them.

So if you catch me looking at you like this:

Don’t blame me. I’m just on Day 2 of This Book Will Change Your Life. 

And…maybe you’ll be looking back at me like:

And we can be the new Bonnie & Clyde. I’ll be Bonnie. Thanks.

Happy New Year!

Y’all…this book is so hilarious. Since it’s the first day, the book gives a list of “easy” tasks to get you started. Here are just a few:

• Perform a striptease (in private)
• Learn to play chopsticks on the piano.
• Say “yo” instead of “hello.
• Decide which toe is the prettiest.

But the one I’ve chosen to do today is: Bookmark a new website.

I’m starting a new blog that’s gonna be all about home decor, decorating, and diy projects so I decided to bookmark a site that looks awesome so far: ohhappyday.com. I found it through Pinterest and they seem to have awesome party ideas and DIY projects. Scrolling through the entire blog and pinning the entries I love is a must do.

Even if you don’t have “This Book Will Change Your Life,” take some time and do something different today. Let’s make this year a fun one!

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